15 Dialogues from Mirzapur for quick Recap before watching Season 2

1. “Attack me bhi gun, defense me bhi gun, Hum banayenge Mirzapur ko Amrica!– Guddu Pandit

2. “Guns ki maddad se darr nahi badhana hai, Darr ki maddad se guns badhani hai.” – Bablu Pandit

3. “Neta banna hai toh Gundey paalo. Gundey mat bano.” – Kaleen Bhaiyya

4. “Abeyy Padhai likhai karo IAS YAS Bano”– Munna Bhaiya

5. “Izzat nahi karte hain… Darte hain sab.” – Kaleen Bhaiyya

6. “Ch***ya hain tumhara ladka.“
“Ch***ya hain woh important nahi hai. Hamara ladka hai, Woh important hai.” – Kaleen Bhaiyya

7. “Agli baar Munna Bhaiya ghar aaye… Zinda wapas hi nahi laute toh?” – Guddu Pandit 

8. “Oh Bhos***i waley Chacha. Rest kariye, varna Rest in Peace ho jaoge!” – Munna Bhaiyya

9. “Zindagi ho toh aisi ho, Zinda toh jh***t ke baal bhi hain.” – Guddu Pandit 

10. “Har bar garam karke Thanda hi chhod dete ho. Tumhare chutiyape kab kahtam hogen” – Kaleen Bhaiya

11. “Mata ji yahn hain….bahen yahn hain , Maa bahen ek karne mein aasaani hogi”– Munna Bhaiya

12. “Ab chahe snaap aake ghar mein doshti karle… Rehta toh Zehreela hi hai na.” – Guddu Pandit 

13. “Darr ki yahi dikkat hai, ki kabhi bhi Khatam ho sakta hai.” – Kaleen Bhaiyya

14. “Middle class aadmi, aadmi nahi ch***** hota hai. Ch*****.” – Guddu Pandit

15.  “Suru majboori mein kiye the….. Ab maza aa raha hai.” – Guddu Pandit

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