1. “Attack me bhi gun, defense me bhi gun, Hum banayenge Mirzapur ko Amrica!” – Guddu Pandit
2. “Guns ki maddad se darr nahi badhana hai, Darr ki maddad se guns badhani hai.” – Bablu Pandit
3. “Neta banna hai toh Gundey paalo. Gundey mat bano.” – Kaleen Bhaiyya
4. “Abeyy Padhai likhai karo IAS YAS Bano”– Munna Bhaiya
5. “Izzat nahi karte hain… Darte hain sab.” – Kaleen Bhaiyya
6. “Ch***ya hain tumhara ladka.“
“Ch***ya hain woh important nahi hai. Hamara ladka hai, Woh important hai.” – Kaleen Bhaiyya
7. “Agli baar Munna Bhaiya ghar aaye… Zinda wapas hi nahi laute toh?” – Guddu Pandit
8. “Oh Bhos***i waley Chacha. Rest kariye, varna Rest in Peace ho jaoge!” – Munna Bhaiyya
9. “Zindagi ho toh aisi ho, Zinda toh jh***t ke baal bhi hain.” – Guddu Pandit
10. “Har bar garam karke Thanda hi chhod dete ho. Tumhare chutiyape kab kahtam hogen” – Kaleen Bhaiya
11. “Mata ji yahn hain….bahen yahn hain , Maa bahen ek karne mein aasaani hogi”– Munna Bhaiya
12. “Ab chahe snaap aake ghar mein doshti karle… Rehta toh Zehreela hi hai na.” – Guddu Pandit
13. “Darr ki yahi dikkat hai, ki kabhi bhi Khatam ho sakta hai.” – Kaleen Bhaiyya
14. “Middle class aadmi, aadmi nahi ch***** hota hai. Ch*****.” – Guddu Pandit
15. “Suru majboori mein kiye the….. Ab maza aa raha hai.” – Guddu Pandit
